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Mondo Duplantis Breaks World Record Again, Announces Plan to Vault Over Bank Vault for Next Trick

Zippy Zorbit012 mins

How One Man Is Single-Handedly Making Gravity Look Like a Mere Suggestion In a stunning display of what scientists are calling “complete disregard for the laws of physics,” Swedish-American pole vault phenomenon Armand “Mondo” Duplantis has broken the world record for the 14th time, clearing 6.30 meters at the World Athletics Championships in Tokyo while…

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Armand Duplantis Breaks World Record, World Yawns Politely

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STOCKHOLM– Armand “Mondo” Duplantis has once again shattered the pole vault world record, clearing an astonishing 6.29 meters. The crowd erupted in cheers, the commentators lost their minds, and somewhere, a janitor at the stadium muttered, “Again?” before going back to mopping. “Oh, Another One?” – The Entire Athletics Community At this point, Duplantis breaking…

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