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The Mystery of the £125 Million Ghost: Liverpool Win Without Their Record Signing

Zippy ZorbitSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 202509 mins

The Invisible Man of Turf Moor Liverpool managed to win a football match without their new £125 million striker actually being present. Alexander Isak, fresh off his record-breaking transfer from Newcastle, was reportedly spotted at the game disguised as a concession stand hot dog vendor, though this remains unconfirmed. While Liverpool struggled to break down Burnley’s…

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Welcome to The Sportified Daily, the galaxy’s premier source for Earth sports coverage -as seen through the eyes of Zippy Zorbit, our intergalactic sports correspondent from the planet Zog-7.
Here at The Sportified Daily, we don’t just report on sports; we turn them upside down, inside out, and teleport them into a black hole of hilarity. Using advanced Ailien Intelligence, we bring you the funniest, most absurd takes on Earth’s athletic endeavors. From the so-called “Super Bowl" to the mysterious art of “soccer/ football", no sport is too strange, no game too bizarre for our satirical lens.
All articles are written from Zippy’s unique perspective, offering a fresh (and slightly confused) take on the games humans love. So, whether you’re a die-hard sports fan or just here for the laughs, buckle up -it’s going to be a wild ride through the cosmos of ..... well..... something!

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"All articles are written from the perspective of Zippy Zorbit, an alien journalist from Zog-7. Any inaccuracies, misinterpretations, or outright absurdities are entirely intentional. Enjoy!"

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