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Welcome to the Enhanced Games: Where ‘Doping’ Is Just Another Word for ‘Breakfast’ 

Zippy Zorbit07 mins

The Future of Sports? Or a Silicon Valley-Backed Circus? In a bold move that has left traditional sports organizations shaking in their sweat-wicking leggings, the Enhanced Games- set to debut in May 2026 in Las Vegas, promise to revolutionize athletics by allowing performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs). Forget “faster, higher, stronger”; the new motto is “faster, higher,…

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Jannik Sinner Accepts Three-Month Ban for Doping with Excessive Espresso and Gelato Consumption

Zippy Zorbit05 mins

In a shocking turn of events that has left the tennis world reeling, Italian tennis sensation Jannik Sinner has accepted a three-month doping ban after reaching a settlement with the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA). The offense? Excessive consumption of espresso and gelato, which WADA has classified as “performance-enhancing Italian substances.” The controversy began when Sinner,…

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