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White House Announces Task Force to Ensure U.S. Wins World Cup by Inventing New Sport Entirely

Zippy Zorbit06 mins

Washington, D.C.  In a bold and slightly confusing move, the White House has unveiled a new task force dedicated to ensuring the United States wins the 2026 World Cup. The twist? They’re not planning to win at soccer. Instead, they’re inventing an entirely new sport called “FootBallDash,” which they hope FIFA will adopt by 2026….

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“Gary Neville Declares Manchester United Worse Under Amorim… Wait, Who’s Amorim?”

Zippy Zorbit04 mins

In a surprising revelation that has left football fans scratching their heads and Googling furiously, Gary Neville has claimed that Manchester United have become “much worse” under the leadership of Rúben Amorim. The only problem? Amorim has never managed Manchester United. Or even been near Old Trafford. Or, for that matter, ever been linked to…

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