Washington, D.C. In a bold and slightly confusing move, the White House has unveiled a new task force dedicated to ensuring the United States wins the 2026 World Cup. The twist? They’re not planning to win at soccer. Instead, they’re inventing an entirely new sport called “FootBallDash,” which they hope FIFA will adopt by 2026….
In a dramatic twist to the ongoing saga of Russia’s exclusion from the VM ski championships in Trondheim, U.S. President Donald Trump has entered the fray, demanding that Russian skiers be allowed to compete, or else. Known for his close friendship with Russian President Vladimir Putin, Trump has reportedly threatened to impose “yuge” taxes on…
José Mourinho has announced that he identifies as African American, thereby rendering all accusations of racism against him “biologically and culturally impossible.” The announcement comes after Galatasaray threatened to file a police complaint against the Fenerbahçe manager for alleged racist remarks during the heated Istanbul derby. Mourinho, known for his tactical genius and flair for…
