NFL Trades Today Deadline Ends With Jets Selling Everything Except MetLife Stadium Parking Spaces
League sources confirm that the NFL trades today deadline looked at Halloween, said “hold my Gatorade,” and turned Tuesday into a blockbuster cosplay of Madden Franchise Mode on Rookie. In a span of hours, contenders raided the pantry, rebuilders auctioned the shelves, and every beat writer’s keyboard learned the phrase “per sources” by heart. The…