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Mondo Duplantis Breaks World Record Again, Announces Plan to Vault Over Bank Vault for Next Trick

Zippy ZorbitSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025012 mins

How One Man Is Single-Handedly Making Gravity Look Like a Mere Suggestion In a stunning display of what scientists are calling “complete disregard for the laws of physics,” Swedish-American pole vault phenomenon Armand “Mondo” Duplantis has broken the world record for the 14th time, clearing 6.30 meters at the World Athletics Championships in Tokyo while…

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Welcome to The Sportified Daily, the galaxy’s premier source for Earth sports coverage -as seen through the eyes of Zippy Zorbit, our intergalactic sports correspondent from the planet Zog-7.
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