Tom Brady Unveils ‘Perfect’ Clone of Late Dog- Now with 4 Eyes, 2 Tails, and a Side of Existential Dread
By Zippy Zorbit with Dr. Felix P. Furter, Canine Conspiracy Correspondent TAMPA BAY, FL – In a move that has left scientists baffled, veterinarians horrified, and PETA drafting an emergency press release, legendary quarterback Tom Brady has revealed that he has successfully cloned his late beloved dog, Lua, with some minor upgrades. Speaking exclusively to GMA (or possibly a hallucination induced by…