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Manchester United’s Managerial Merry-Go-Round: Keane and Neville’s Desperate Pitch for Simeone, Because Why Not Add Some Argentine Spice to the Chaos?

Old Trafford Scientists Confirm: Club Now Exists in All Possible States of Managerial Crisis Simultaneously MANCHESTER – In a stunning development that has quantum physicists scratching their heads, Manchester United has officially entered what experts are calling a “Schrödinger’s Manager” state, where the club simultaneously has and doesn’t have a manager, needs and doesn’t need…

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“Gary Neville Declares Manchester United Worse Under Amorim… Wait, Who’s Amorim?”

In a surprising revelation that has left football fans scratching their heads and Googling furiously, Gary Neville has claimed that Manchester United have become “much worse” under the leadership of Rúben Amorim. The only problem? Amorim has never managed Manchester United. Or even been near Old Trafford. Or, for that matter, ever been linked to…

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