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Ashley Young’s Pirouette Penalty: Everton and Manchester United Share the Spoils in a 2-2 Dance-Off

Zippy Zorbit05 mins

Yesterday’s clash between Everton and Manchester United at Goodison Park ended in a dramatic 2-2 draw, but the real headline wasn’t the scoreline -it was Ashley Young’s audition for Strictly Come Dancing. The veteran winger turned the penalty area into his personal stage, delivering a performance so theatrical it left fans, players, and even the…

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“Gary Neville Declares Manchester United Worse Under Amorim… Wait, Who’s Amorim?”

Zippy Zorbit04 mins

In a surprising revelation that has left football fans scratching their heads and Googling furiously, Gary Neville has claimed that Manchester United have become “much worse” under the leadership of Rúben Amorim. The only problem? Amorim has never managed Manchester United. Or even been near Old Trafford. Or, for that matter, ever been linked to…

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