Manchester United’s Managerial Merry-Go-Round: Keane and Neville’s Desperate Pitch for Simeone, Because Why Not Add Some Argentine Spice to the Chaos?
Old Trafford Scientists Confirm: Club Now Exists in All Possible States of Managerial Crisis Simultaneously MANCHESTER – In a stunning development that has quantum physicists scratching their heads, Manchester United has officially entered what experts are calling a “Schrödinger’s Manager” state, where the club simultaneously has and doesn’t have a manager, needs and doesn’t need…