Washington, D.C. In a bold and slightly confusing move, the White House has unveiled a new task force dedicated to ensuring the United States wins the 2026 World Cup. The twist? They’re not planning to win at soccer. Instead, they’re inventing an entirely new sport called “FootBallDash,” which they hope FIFA will adopt by 2026….
In a dramatic twist to the ongoing saga of Russia’s exclusion from the VM ski championships in Trondheim, U.S. President Donald Trump has entered the fray, demanding that Russian skiers be allowed to compete, or else. Known for his close friendship with Russian President Vladimir Putin, Trump has reportedly threatened to impose “yuge” taxes on…
Boston, February 20, 2025 – No one saw this coming (except every hockey fan north of the 49th parallel), Canada’s ice warriors eked out a 3-2 overtime victory against the United States in the “4 Nations Face-Off” tournament last night. The game, held in Boston -a city that briefly forgot it wasn’t supposed to cheer…
