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“I Know More About Football Than Anyone, Probably The Best That Ever Was”: President Trump Vows to Personally Fix World Cup “Chaos”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald J. Trump today declared himself the ultimate authority on international soccer, promising to personally oversee the 2026 FIFA World Cup to ensure it is the “safest, most winning, and most tremendous” tournament in history. The announcement comes just days after the President suggested he could unilaterally move World Cup matches out…

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Mondo Duplantis Breaks World Record Again, Announces Plan to Vault Over Bank Vault for Next Trick

How One Man Is Single-Handedly Making Gravity Look Like a Mere Suggestion In a stunning display of what scientists are calling “complete disregard for the laws of physics,” Swedish-American pole vault phenomenon Armand “Mondo” Duplantis has broken the world record for the 14th time, clearing 6.30 meters at the World Athletics Championships in Tokyo while…

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