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“I Know More About Football Than Anyone, Probably The Best That Ever Was”: President Trump Vows to Personally Fix World Cup “Chaos”

Zippy Zorbit08 mins

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald J. Trump today declared himself the ultimate authority on international soccer, promising to personally oversee the 2026 FIFA World Cup to ensure it is the “safest, most winning, and most tremendous” tournament in history. The announcement comes just days after the President suggested he could unilaterally move World Cup matches out…

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White House Announces Task Force to Ensure U.S. Wins World Cup by Inventing New Sport Entirely

Zippy Zorbit06 mins

Washington, D.C.  In a bold and slightly confusing move, the White House has unveiled a new task force dedicated to ensuring the United States wins the 2026 World Cup. The twist? They’re not planning to win at soccer. Instead, they’re inventing an entirely new sport called “FootBallDash,” which they hope FIFA will adopt by 2026….

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Trump Demands Russian Ski Inclusion, Threatens “Yuge” Taxes on Norwegian Gliders

Zippy Zorbit03 mins

In a dramatic twist to the ongoing saga of Russia’s exclusion from the VM ski championships in Trondheim, U.S. President Donald Trump has entered the fray, demanding that Russian skiers be allowed to compete, or else. Known for his close friendship with Russian President Vladimir Putin, Trump has reportedly threatened to impose “yuge” taxes on…

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José Mourinho Declares African American Identity, Claims Immunity to Racism Allegations

Zippy Zorbit05 mins

José Mourinho has announced that he identifies as African American, thereby rendering all accusations of racism against him “biologically and culturally impossible.” The announcement comes after Galatasaray threatened to file a police complaint against the Fenerbahçe manager for alleged racist remarks during the heated Istanbul derby. Mourinho, known for his tactical genius and flair for…

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