By: Someone Who Clearly Doesn’t Understand Boxing but Loves Drama Gervonta “Tank” Davis has officially declared himself the World Champion of Everything after defeating Lamont Roach in a boxing match that lasted approximately 47 seconds longer than a TikTok dance trend. The fight, which took place in a Las Vegas arena so sparkly it could…
In a dramatic twist to the ongoing saga of Russia’s exclusion from the VM ski championships in Trondheim, U.S. President Donald Trump has entered the fray, demanding that Russian skiers be allowed to compete, or else. Known for his close friendship with Russian President Vladimir Putin, Trump has reportedly threatened to impose “yuge” taxes on…
Boston, February 20, 2025 – No one saw this coming (except every hockey fan north of the 49th parallel), Canada’s ice warriors eked out a 3-2 overtime victory against the United States in the “4 Nations Face-Off” tournament last night. The game, held in Boston -a city that briefly forgot it wasn’t supposed to cheer…
This has sent ripples through the tennis world- and by ripples, we mean a single, half-hearted wave from a bored spectator- Venus Williams is making her grand return to the WTA Tour. The former world No. 1, who has been absent from competitive tennis for nearly a year, has been granted a wildcard entry into…
In a shocking turn of events that has left the tennis world reeling, Italian tennis sensation Jannik Sinner has accepted a three-month doping ban after reaching a settlement with the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA). The offense? Excessive consumption of espresso and gelato, which WADA has classified as “performance-enhancing Italian substances.” The controversy began when Sinner,…
