In a shocking turn of events that has left the tennis world reeling, Italian tennis sensation Jannik Sinner has accepted a three-month doping ban after reaching a settlement with the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA). The offense? Excessive consumption of espresso and gelato, which WADA has classified as “performance-enhancing Italian substances.” The controversy began when Sinner,…
Ah, swimming. The sport where you flail around in water, pretending to be a majestic dolphin while secretly wondering why you didn’t just take up knitting instead. According to fitness enthusiasts and people who clearly have too much time on their hands, swimming is a fantastic way to burn calories. But let’s dive in (pun…
In a surprising revelation that has left football fans scratching their heads and Googling furiously, Gary Neville has claimed that Manchester United have become “much worse” under the leadership of Rúben Amorim. The only problem? Amorim has never managed Manchester United. Or even been near Old Trafford. Or, for that matter, ever been linked to…
