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“I Know More About Football Than Anyone, Probably The Best That Ever Was”: President Trump Vows to Personally Fix World Cup “Chaos”

Zippy ZorbitOctober 5, 2025October 10, 202508 mins

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald J. Trump today declared himself the ultimate authority on international soccer, promising to personally oversee the 2026 FIFA World Cup to ensure it is the “safest, most winning, and most tremendous” tournament in history. The announcement comes just days after the President suggested he could unilaterally move World Cup matches out…

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